Episode 48: Eddy asigaranye na Mignone…. Mignone hari icyo asaba Eddy – UMUSEKE

Episode 48: Eddy asigaranye na Mignone…. Mignone hari icyo asaba Eddy

Ben amaze kugenda nanjye nikorera amaboko nsubira Guetto!

Nagezeyo aga telephone nari nasize ku buriri nsanga kari gusona, ngafashe ngo ndebe nsanga ni James umpamagara, ngiye kwitaba nsanga irarangiye ndeba numero ye  mpita nyihamagara ntiyatinda kuyifata!!

James- “Hello  Bro ,bite se?!

Njyewe-” ni sawa Bro!ngo gute se wowe?

James-”  nanjye ndabona ari neza pe,Ben se ntiyari yabyuka ??

Njyewe-“eeeeeeh Bro, maze kumuherekeza mukanya ahubwo!!

James-” Yaa Allah!, uzi ko ndi rwangendanye !!, ubu ngo nari ngiye kuza ngo tumutwaze igikapu none yaciyeho kare kweli?

Njyewe-” eeeeh pole saana Bro ariko nari mpakubereye tu!

James-” Bro nicyo cyizere nsigaranye,naho ubundi nari mbaye  cya Sematama mu ba Djama!

Njyewe-” hhhhhhh, uti cya Sematama rwose!,nonese Bro, ngaho mbwira ko Soso na Ben baciyeho  icyarimwe ubu koko kweli tubigenze gute? kabisa byankubitiye mu rukenyerero ndumva nangiritse bikomeye!,ibaze nawe ugize utya uti  ndagiye!??

James-” eeeeh Bro,icyo ni igisubizo cyoroshye twajyana tu, ariko ubwo Ben na Soso bagiye hano niho imbaraga zigiye kugaragarira ! uko wibuka byose bigutere guhaguruka wemye ubundi ukorere kububahisha no guhindura ubuzima bwacu buri imbere!

Njyewe-”  Bro , niko bimeze ,urakoze kunyongeramo imbaraga ndumva nari ntangiye guta umurongo numva ikintu gisa nko kwiheba muri njyewe!

James-” pole Man,ndahari kandi nabo barahari ndacyeka batari kure yacu!

Njyewe-” urakoze cyane James, kabisa inshuti ni nkawe kuko uza mu gihe gikwiye!

James-” urakoze gushima Bro, turi kumwe reka jye douche ubundi njye muri kariya kazi kantegereje tubonane soir rero!

Njyewe-”  thank you again ma Bro ndaba mpari sindi busibe!

James-  “hhhhh  ca va bien Merci!

Call end!

 

Nahise mpaguruka koko ndema burya niba ari ibintu bikomeza umuntu bya mbere ni ukugira inshuti zikuba hafi! ,Ushobora kuba ufite ibintu ariko ntibyakwihanganisha igihe wababaye, ushobora ndetse kwiheba wumva ko ntaho werecyeza ariko iyo ufite abantu  barabikora, niyo mpamvu inshuti nziza aribwo bukungu buri wese yagakwiriye kugira!

Ubwo maze kumva nkomeye koko nahise nsohoka njya hanze abo twabanaga bakaza bambaza ko Ben yagiye nkababwira ko ahubwo ubu yenda kugerayo, uwo munsi niriwe murugo nganira nabo twabanaga mu gipangu bose bari batangiye kunyiyumvamo cyane ugereranyije nuko byari bisanzwe ibintu byarushijeho kunshimisha cyane numva koko ndi impanga ya Ben!,

Nka saa moya za nimugoroba  nibwo James yaje aho nitaga mu rugo tuganira bisanzwe nka saa tatu ndamuherecyeza, tugeze Nyabugogo afata moto acaho mu kugaruka sinzi umuntu wansifuye ndahindukira ngiye kubona mbona ni Mignone wari ufite igikapu na envelope nk’ebyiri ahita andembuza ngenda musanga,ndamwegera ,mugezeho!

Mignone-“Eddy bite se!?”

Njyewe-“ ni sawa rwose!”

Mignone-“ nanjye ni sawa! ,uvuye hehe se?”

Njyewe-“nari mperekeje umuvandimwe  wajye tu!!”

Mignone-“oooooh ,nanjye nari ngiye gutega moto ariko ubwo nkubonye mfatira hano utwaze twitahire n’amaguru!”

Njyewe-“ nta kibazo rwose , nta mpamvu yo gutega kandi mpari ngo ngutwaze!!”

Mignone-“ ntiwumva se!, uri umwana mwiza biragusa!”

Njyewe-“ burya bwose se?, urakoze cyane! ,ko watinze gutaha se ??”

Mignone-“ wahora niki sha ko ku kazi bari bantindanye ngo ntahari ntawundi wabakorera ra!”

Njyewe-“ uuuuuh Migno ,niba atari ukukwinjirira  ukora iki??”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh, sha nkunda ukuntu uvuga shahu!, Mpita nibuka ukuntu nari narishyizemo Ben kubera ukuntu yavugaga!”

Njyewe-“ hhhhh, nyuma se byaje kugenda gute??”

Mignone-“hhhhh ntubizi se  ko byanteye amarira!!”

Njyewe-“ ooooh lala, ndabyibutse byose nta na kimwe nibagiwe!”

Mignone-“ Eddy naho ubundi ntago ari ukunyinjirira nta n’impamvu yo kutiganirira ,ubundi njyewe nkora muri salon de coiffure hariya mu mugi! ,Ariko ni iyanjye nubwo rwose nkoramo! ,Nanze ko nazana abakozi benshi bikaba akavuyo!”

Njyewe-“ eeeeeh Sister ndumva uryoshye!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh,nta kuryoha  sha Eddy, nugupfundikanya!!”

 

Twari tukigera mu rugo nkomeza ntwaje Mignone ngo ashyire ibyo nari mutwaje mu nzu tugezemo dutereka ku meza!,

Mignone-“ Ahwiiiiiii! Eddy urakoze sha, nari kubigeza hano bimvunnye umugongo kandi ufite byinshi uzankorera!”

Njyewe-“ uuuuuh ngo mbyinshi nzagukorera?,harimo nk’ibiki se?”

Mignone-“hhhhhhh ,umva Eddy wikwijijisha, nyine nko kumpecyera abana!!”

Njyewe-“ eeeeh en bon!, humura ntacyo nzabaguhecyera  rwose!”

Mignone-“ sha rero urakoze cyane kuntwaza  Eddy !!”

Njyewe-“ nawe urakoze gushima Migno,reka ngende buriya ni ahejo tu!”

Mignone-“ eeeeh Eddy nonese ubwo turaganiriye!?, cyangwa naba nkugoye niba ufite byinshi wigiriyemo?”

Njyewe-“ oya nta byinshi ngiyemo ahubwo se urabyifuza ko tuganira?”

Mignone-“umva sha byabura se? ,icara ube untera za blague zawe najyaga numva muvuga wowe na Ben!”

Njyewe-“hhhhhh,ndagufashe wajyaga utwumviriza!!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh ariko Mana weee!, Eddy rata ntago numvirizaga gusa nakundaga kumva museka maze nkumva naza!!”

Njyewe-“eeeeh  kuki utuzaga se Migno ??”

Mignone-“  umva sha nari nziko mutabyemera naheraga hanze nanjye ngasekera mu mutima!”

Njyewe-“ yaweee!, Ibaze kweli , uhise unyibutsa cyera kubera ko nta radio twagiraga iwacu kwa Nyogokuru najyaga njya kumva ikinamico ku baturanyi buri kuwa kabiri!”

Mignone-“hhhhhhhh, ariko Mana we noneho ngusubije mu bihe!?”

Njyewe-“hhhhhh, cyane !!”

Mignone-“ ni wowe uri kuntera kukubwira byose nta kwitangira!”

Njyewe-“ nzakugurire feri se??”

Mignone-“ hhhhhh,Eddy mbabarira kabisa aho bigeze imbavu zimeze nabi!!”

Njyewe-“  uuuuh noneho uranyiyamye?”

Migone-“ hhhhhhh ariko Eddy nkugire nte koko??”

Njyewe-“ noneho nifate ndeke gusetsa umwana w’abandi?”

Mignone-“ umva yewe, njyewe se ndi umwana?,ndanarakaye maze!”

Njyewe-“ ooooolala mbabarira basi Mignone mwiza!, Uzi ko ukomeje kurakara wazana ibitama bititira!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh Eddy wee,wambabariye koko!!”

 

Mignone yarasetse ajya hasi  atangira kumpondagura udumfutsi tudafite  n’imbaraga hashize akanya aratuza dukomeza kuganira byiza, Mignone yari yishimye ndetse aseka ibi birenze nanjye nkabona bigaragara neza mu maso yanjye!

Ubwo byageze hafi nka  saa tanu z’ijoro tukiri muri izo stories mba mbwiye Mignone !,

Njyewe-“ Migno ,uwagenda  se nkajya kwihina mu buriri!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh ngo kwihina? ariko Mana!, Eddy wigenda wana ndumva ngikeneye kwisekera!”

Njyewe-“ hhhh ngaho seka nkurebe!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh,”

Njyewe-“ntureba ,reka noneho ngende nta kibazo tuzongera ubutaha!”

Mignone-“ uuuuhh, nta kibazo ubwo urabyanze ,ariko unteye imbavu zidakira pe!!”

Njyewe-“ eeeeh ni cya Eddy se?, Cira hano tugikubite!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh ariko Mana,Eddy uzajya utuma ngukumbura !”

Njyewe-“ oya ntabwo wankumbura tubana ahubwo reka nceho ni ahejo Imana nibikunda!”

Mignone-“  sawa sha Eddy, wakoze imana iguhezagire!”

 

Nahise mpaguruka ndasohoka ngeze ku muryango Mignone ahita ambwira,

Mignone-“ Eddy nari nibagiwe kukubaza!”,

Njyewe-“ mbaza nta kibazo ndakumva tu!”

Mignone-“ Eddy,ukora hehe?”

 

Nagiye gusubiza mpita nibuka ko Ben nafashaka yagiye mu by’ukuri igisubizo cyari ntacyo, mu gihe ngishaka icyo kumubeshya mbona andeba nk’umuntu umfitiye impuhwe mpita mubwira,

Njyewe-“ Migno,  ubu ntahantu mfite nkora tu!!”

Mignone-“ uuuuh Eddy nibyo?”

Njyewe-“ nibyo  rwose!”

Mignone-“kubera iki se Eddy ?”

Njyewe-“ buriya uko watubonaga njye na Ben twirirwanaga hariya hepfo ku Igaraje muhereza ibyo akoresha, nkanamufasha muri bicye nari nzi!, None nyine kuba yagiye nawe urabyumva!”

Mignone-“ yoooooh, sha pole saana! ,umbabarire kuba nkubajije nari ngize amatsiko bisanzwe ariko kandi ubuse koko nkore iki?”

Njyewe-“ Migno ,wikwigora rwose humura buriya Imana iracyashaka uko ejo bizagenda!, gusa nanjye sinicaye tu ndacyashakisha!”

Mignone-“Eddy none se ejo ufite iyihe gahunda??”

Njyewe-“ ubu se..!?, sha ntayo tu,usibye gukata nyine bisanzwe ndeba ko wenda nta modoka yaguye nanjye nkajya mu mubare wabayegura!”

Mignone-“ nonese wabyemera ejo tukazijyanira kukazi iwajye ukirirwa unyisekereza?”

Njyewe-“ hhhhh,ibyo nabyo ,akazi kose  nabona nakemera niba nako gusetsa ugafite nakagakora da!, mbwira neza ahubwo  nzabe mpari sinzasibe!!”

Mignone –“ hhhhhhhh, sawa urakoze kandi nako urakoze da! ,ubwo ejo tuzajyana twirirwane!”

Njyewe-“ urakoze Migno,bye ubwo ni ahejo!”

Nahise nerekeza Ghetto ngezeyo nta kindi nakoze usibye kwihina mu buriri ngasinzira!

Mu gitondo nakanguwe na alarm ndabyuka nkora douche mvuyeyo ndambara ndasohoka ngeze hanze nkubitana na Mignone!”

Mignone-“ Eddy uri tayali ko tujyana se??”

Njyewe-“ nta kibazo ndi tayali! ,

Mignone-“ ok,noneho umva icyo ngiye kugusaba ………………

 

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28 Comments

  1. umukunzi.wa eddy

    November 23, 2016 at 4:58 am

    Ndi.uwA mbere

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  2. Umusomyi 2

    November 23, 2016 at 5:20 am

    Ubu ni ukuzajya ducunga abarara bicaye bategereje Eddy!!!!

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  3. Dude

    November 23, 2016 at 5:31 am

    Good, Imana ishimwe na Mignone yahindutse

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  4. Umusomyi 2

    November 23, 2016 at 5:31 am

    Eddy abonye akazi kwa Mignone? Uwatekereje ko Mignone ari Kabebe arabona ko ataribyo! Mbegaaaaa

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  5. Kelsey

    November 23, 2016 at 5:34 am

    Hhhhhh ,Eddy iyi nkuru izarangira abaye umuntu ukomeye kuko ibyago agira bingana na mahirwe agira,ntabura imugozi imuhambira nubwo idatinda gucika,kubona aho wirirwa uri umushomeri nicyo kintu cyambere kiruhura!!!!!!!!Mignone se arasaba iki ?

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  6. Jeanne

    November 23, 2016 at 5:35 am

    Amatsiko ngo mutahe. Mignonne agiye kumusaba iki koko. Eddy Imana yagusize igikundiro kidasanzwe nawe ukamenya kubyitwaramo neza, Imana ijye iguha umugisha

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  7. Donat

    November 23, 2016 at 5:35 am

    Ubwo agiye kumusaba Iki? Amatsiko. Com

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  8. Ngabo

    November 23, 2016 at 5:35 am

    number one.

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  9. Jeanne

    November 23, 2016 at 5:37 am

    Mbaye uwa 1 rero Kuko nkasomye saa 5:36am mu Rwanda

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  10. Shyla

    November 23, 2016 at 5:46 am

    Wawoooo Mignone wabona atabaye muzima akaba agiye gufasha Eddy ..............
    Eddy Imana irikumwe nawe tu ...ubanza arijye ubaye uwambere

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  11. Janet

    November 23, 2016 at 5:55 am

    Bjr,am number one tu!
    eddy ntajya abura imigozi imihambira!

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  12. Kagoyire

    November 23, 2016 at 5:59 am

    Yewega Kanyarwanda. ..ndabona byototera kuba Kabebe. ..buretse bashyikirane maze Mignonne amubwire ibyamubayeho kutabyumva kimwe na se. Umunsi mwiza ku bakunzi b'iyi nkuru-nyigisho

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  13. MURENZI

    November 23, 2016 at 6:09 am

    Murakoze cyane!!!

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  14. TURIGENGA

    November 23, 2016 at 6:13 am

    The 1st one, kararyoshye pe! ntiwasanga mignone ahojeje eddy.

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  15. Benjamin

    November 23, 2016 at 7:01 am

    Mwaramutse ncuti nyamara Imana itera anapfa ni nayo izana aho bahahira Eddy azageraho ibi byose birangire tu Migne ntabwo azaba kabebe.Eddy sibwo aguye kungiriza Mignone muri salon reka dutegereze.wasanga aguye kumubwira ko nibagera muri salon avuga ko ari musaza we.reka dutegereze..Nimero ushobora guhamagara cg ugacishaho ubutumwa ukeneye ko winjira muri grp ya whatsap y'incuti za Eddy.ni 0782848247.iyi nimero ntabwo ariyo ikoreshwa kuri whatsap urayihamagara cg ukoherezaho ubutwa tukagushyira kuri grp.thx

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  16. Dixon

    November 23, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Iyi nkuru njyewe nayirangije keraaaaaaa

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  17. Simba Jean

    November 23, 2016 at 8:07 am

    I hope ko iki kigore kitazayobya uyumwana ngo agicure.

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  18. flavie

    November 23, 2016 at 11:15 am

    Ikihe kigore c? Mbega ukuntu Eddy agira ibyago. Aho umutindi yanitse nti riva koko. Abamwakiriye bakamugira uwabo bahita bapfa cyangwa c bakagenda. Imana imuomeze imuhe kwihanganira ubuzima arimo.

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  19. Bernadette

    November 23, 2016 at 11:25 am

    nyamara ndi uwambere kuyisoma yose, ndizera ko Mignonne atagiye gukundana na Eddy, byambabaza disi n'ukuntu yategereje Kabebe. Eddy komera ku isezerano ntuzemere Mmignonne

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  20. UWINEZA CYNTHIA

    November 23, 2016 at 11:55 am

    iyi nkuru iramfasha cyane kuko inyongera icyizere iyo nibutse amateka ya eddy nuko mbona uko agenda agira amahirwe bituma ndushaho kwizera Imana

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  21. uwayo steven

    November 23, 2016 at 11:57 am

    mana wee! mbega isomo. nubwo ari story ariko ni inkoranya bumenyi.

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  22. BEBY

    November 23, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Ahubwo jye mbona harigihe SOSO atazabana nuriya mugabo nyina ari kumushakira akibanira na Eddy mbega ukuntu byaba ari byiza weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • vestine

      November 23, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      Umuseke nukuri mwarakoze kuriyinkuru mugitondo mbyuka ndeba ko yagezeho Eddy nikitegererezo pe tumwigiraho byinshi.
      Ubwo ejo twizereko akandi gace karaba kagezeho

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  23. FRO

    November 23, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    Imana imfashe Eddy ntazakundane na Mignone wenda SOSO yazanga gushyingiranwa nundi utari Eddy akagaruka.Amatsiko ngo mutahe.

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  24. Jeanne

    November 23, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    Dore byiza rero Eddy agiye kuzabonana na Kabebe yaje muri salon, uretse ko njye nishimira Soso kurusha Kabebe kubera papa sinjya mbishira amakenga

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  25. DD

    November 23, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Njye mbona Mignone ari mukuru wa SOSO, kdi bazahurira muri salon bongere bamenyane,kuko cya gihe SOSO yajyaga kwa Eddy ntabwo Mignone yamubonye neza.

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  26. Iili

    November 23, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    Eddy courage

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  27. Rachel Uwimbabazi

    November 24, 2016 at 1:30 am

    Njyewe mbona Eddy azabona akazi ahawe numukiriya waje muri salon kwa Mignone cg akahahurira na Kabebe

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